When did you come out initially?
1. A woman once orgasmed every time she brushed her teeth - she thought she was possessed by demons and switched to mouthwash instead.
2. When you watch a sunset the sun has already disappeared over the horizon and what you are seeing is a mirage.
3. One day, you’ll just be a memory to some people. Do your best to be a good one.
4. It takes 4 seconds for a silence to become awkward.
5. The average person can only remember about 60% of what happened to them yesterday.
Dr Bhagavan Antle of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S), photographs 4 varieties of Bengal tigers
I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
Newborns by Danis51